Stupefying marketing moves

the food formerly known as honest

oh, just hanging out

did you mean *weed*, dude?

groping string

Never seen at the same time? Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter

Guanacos, or, don't punch my junk, bro

English Peas Recipe -- for kittehs!

Some numbers are bigger than others

Yabba dabba dubitation

Whoa, pulse your dinc on your own time, dude

Now that's pretense I can get behind!

Temperature of the Beast, or, My Macbook Might Be Evil

Crap, I'm fractionally late

Capitalism and Schizophrenia

What, no catapults?

Partly cloudy with scattered firestorms

Backscattered freedoms

Who ordered the pixellated pepperoni?

How much for that bike, dude?

I SAW U choking on biscuit

Know Your Limitations

ergo H2O

You should get that checked out

Maybe it's you

Don't overthink it

Sure I fart a lot

Tell me more about this "prep" thing

iSlum

After the "event" fudge will be dear

Next time maybe try a social worker?

Humans make me 3/5ths sad

The more advanced version, involving salt and pepper, ramps up the difficulty level to 5/5, so be careful out there!

We used a Schrödinger Lens

Next up: The Pope and woods riddle

you perfection-obsessed bourgeoisie

Scientists tout revolutionary new 'looking at stuff' strategy

This changes everything!

When Toothpicks Fail...

My personal trainer sleeps 20 hours a day

Now with 20% more anger

http://Gesundheit!

Never mind, we found them

Yeah, phone calls from dogs raises the red flag for me, too

Please don't tell me "related" to what

No argument here